1. “I just got punked by a homeless man, he asked me for some $ so I gave him $5..this bitch had the nerve to say “WTF am I suppose to do with this” I then said “Get somethin’ to eat” he then said “I don’t want to eat no f**king fast food sh*t, that sh*t will have me sh**ting on the streets.” – Kevin Hart
2. “A lot of blood, sweat, and tears have gone into this career of mine.” – Kevin Hart
3. “So I’m at the office, I tell this guy…Pass me the stapler, but when you pass it, make sure staples are in it, because if it isn’t, I can’t staple anythin’.” – Kevin Hart
4. “I don’t think you get successful to brag and throw what you have in the world’s face. That’s all private.” – Kevin Hart
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